I walk my way past the gates
everyday amid the cacophony of the pavement, past a road streaked with mud.
Everything here has a tale of its own. Trees dot the landscape, the view
interspersed with graffiti having a range of limericks, blending everything from
Fyataru to Kabi Sukanto.
There are occasional passages to
dimly-lit large hallways, leading to departments of the arts faculty, a
mythical place where Chaucer and Chandidas live in harmony. A crowd of students,
bubbling over with discussions, many sporting trendy wears while some dressed in
the traditional ‘bhodrolok’ dress of punjabi and pajama, presumably belonging
to the arts section, make their way past me.
A little way ahead of the famous
gate number four, and the air is heavy with the smell of soggy grass of Green
Zone. The forlorn benches, bearing witness to countless tales of lifetime
romances, would-be romances and failed romances, many as intense as a
Shakespearean love story, blur out in the morning mist. Gandhi Bhavan stands
like a sphinx, an ever alert sentinel.
Cover some more distance, and
bordered on one side by the clanks of machines in Blue Earth, a vast
expanse of pristine green greets, soon to be deflowered by the spirit of exuberant youth
who will either hit a leather ball with a willow or kick a football with
enthusiasm and passion.
Jadavpur University has just
woken up. It is stretching its limbs.
Event Name: Open
Counselling for Admission to Vacant Seats in Engineering Discipline
Date: 01
September 2014
Current Status:
CSE in IIEST Shibpur
Wanted Status:
ETCE in JU (as a safety measure -àwill
be elaborated in a later post)
Status of Wanted
Status: Unknown
Time: 12 Noon
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Time: 1:25 pm
Status of Wanted
Status: Successful
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Date: 02
September 2014
Time: 11 am
Location: TEQIP
building Room 101
Sample
Conversation with a classmate I have never met before
Soumik Ghosh (my
co-author): Take the notes. You have
missed quite a few classes. People here are friendly. You will feel at home.
Welcome to JU J
Me: Thank you,
thanks a lot. J
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Net result: JU ETCE student, 1st year, 1st Semester, Batch of 2014-18
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Net result: JU ETCE student, 1st year, 1st Semester, Batch of 2014-18
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The best thing about this place is that there is never a
dearth of stories to tell. The classroom is luridly well-lit and modern for a
place generally marked starkly by damp corridors and sooty, darkened rooms
taken straight out of the 80s. The blackboard, more often than not, assumes the
behaviour of a static variable. Meaning, as I walk past the door early in the
morning, the board fixates a cold gaze, residues of the previous day, from
quantum mechanical equations to multi variable calculus, staring from the
interstices of an otherwise hastily cleaned surface.
Punctuality is not the norm here and probably never has been.
Yes, occasionally there are full day classes which turn us into tired
sleepyheads by the time we reach home, but more often than not, timings are
malleable and class schedules fluid. Jadavpur University is somewhat like the
old heritage buildings of Old Goa. New, yet Old. Old, yet New. Corridors in the
department building retain the potential to act as shooting spots for horror
movies, and as such, walking through the unusually inclined passage instills a
sense of fear, a coldness which is there to stay. It has been like this all
along.
Time rolls, and in comes a figure, clad in a mundane,
crumpled saree in most days, with an oblivious, detached gaze fixed at
eternity, perhaps as ideal a person as can be to be teaching us the microcosm
of all things quantum and its broader implications for semiconductors. In the
beginning, Physical Electronics classes caused more pain than those Physical
Education classes in primary school. But, as time passed, we accepted the
subject and we are sure that after a prolonged love-hate relationship and
countless unhappy hours spent with the notes open and an unforgiving Fermi Level sentencing us to dangerous
black holes filled with deadly
beasts by the name of electrons,
many fell in love with the subject. We did anyway, to a great extent.
Mathematics, as always, had some interesting characters, as
quirky as the subject itself. One, who spent two hours every week explaining to
us the intricacies surrounding calculus but being the Professor Calculus we
are, we interpreted those as case studies in adoxography. The other was mercurial
and restless, with illegibly fast writing skills that made for many a good
laugh. He, apparently, did research on black holes and time travel, could
finish teaching gigantic chapters within minutes (time dilation?), and pumped a
nauseatingly contagious energy into the class. Two characters, representing two
different shades of mathematical thought.
Computer programming classes were hated by many, and they
had their reasons. We loved them though. None of the
other subjects were taught with such magnitude of sincerity. The degree of
sophistication and planning which accompanied each lecture was breathtakingly
refreshing, though, ultimately, with an acute paucity of time, not everything
worked according to the plan. But, despite the lectures often turning out to be
mass snore-fests, the Professor was a wonderful person. In many ways, he
resembled a resurgent Jadavpur, one which is planning for a future free of the
past shackles. It is only fitting that the last class, before the maelstrom, on the 16th of
September was taken by him.
Many other characters come to mind, from the Physics
professor whose ‘dengue’ got cured in a day to a grumpy, pot-bellied sociology teacher
with whom we had a bittersweet relation. Each tale is unique in its own way, a
single tile in one infinite mosaic which was the first semester. A time of new
journeys, friendships and discoveries. A time of a clean slate and a new
beginning for all.
(Jointly written by Soumik
Ghosh and Chandrashis Mazumdar,
1st year ETCE students of Jadavpur University)
Scary good. The writing style is very sophisticated...
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
DeleteVibrant,consice, and hauntingly touching. A very precise exhibition of 'word picture'.Unsurprisingly enough, this has left me with a heavy heart and teary eyes.The simplicity in the writing is beautifully wrapped up in well crafted paragraphs.The bloggers have certainly earned my deepest affection
ReplyDeleteThank you...trust me, this means a LOT :)
DeleteChorom!! Great work ETCEians :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for your wishes :)
ReplyDeleteIncredibly lucid and informative! Expected nothing less from you two!
ReplyDeleteThank you...thanks a lot :)
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